how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She's the barista slut.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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