Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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