it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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