I take back everything I said about communal showers
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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