he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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