Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
We left the knife in your bed.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
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