i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I love you.
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