She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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