Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
What happened to fro yo and sex?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME