so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
and you said cock pushups were impossible
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.