Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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