He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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