So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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