there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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