so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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