We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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