Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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