I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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