I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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