what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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