I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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