Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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