did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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