just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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