what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
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You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize