rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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