only if we run a train.
done.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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