Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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