Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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