PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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