It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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