sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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