This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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