no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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