Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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