Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
My life is pants optional.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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