he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Randomize
