at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you would pick up someone in the library
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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