nutella sex= disaster
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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