how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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