No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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