We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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