Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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