I cannot find my penis.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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