you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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