She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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