Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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