just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
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i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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