It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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