She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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