seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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