Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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