i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just pynch a tree in the face
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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